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Spooky Scary EP Lyrics
 

Gimme Brain

Whatcha  got got  got I wanna unwrap 

I see you in the back you looking’ like a snack

Hey Hey Hey
I ain’t play-play-playing

What I’m say saying is

I LIKE YOU FOR YOUR BRAINS

 

Whatcha  got got  got I wanna unwrap 

I see you in the back you looking’ like a snack

Hey Hey Hey
I ain’t play-play-playing

What I’m say saying is

I LIKE YOU FOR YOUR BRAINS

 

 

Hey boo,

Whatcha up to ?

Was gunna go trick or treating - but then I saw you.

How could I be leaving with you here I swoon

The time’s opportune to ask how you doin?

 

Theres a whole lotta fish in the sea

But you da Swedish fishy that I ever did see

I wanna do bat things set ya free 

You lookin’ like a snack would you zom-bie

 

Mine     

you’re drop dead gorgeous 

drop you a line, don’t worry I’m cordless 

I’d say you’re a dime  you’re at least two quarters

So hi 5 candy shop ain’t skor-less

 

I’m shelling out them thugs and kisses

You wanna piece you can’t reesesit this 

Check ma candied wrists I must insist 

When you get off        yo’ graveyard shift 

 

 

Hah, I’m afraid to night

That ima sucker for you -batty - where’s the after bite ?

You better pucker up for daddy before she takes flight ?

You got me really really working up an appetite

 

You look; n real deadly , that’s the reason partly

You got me going crazy like I’m gnarls Barkley 

I like the way you rolo when you talking smartly

So watcha doing after this spooky  party ?

 

Whatcha  got got  got I wanna unwrap 

I see you in the back you looking’ like a snack

Hey Hey Hey
I ain’t play-play-playing

 

What I’m say saying

I LIKE YOU FOR YOUR BRAINS

 

 

Sugar spice and everything nice

Wanna play a game? 

Uhh oh, might needa think twice

(Laugh) sweet like my snickers

If you’d like a treat then I’ll put the trigger

 

Trick-tricka-trick-tricka-tricka trick or treat

Don’t need liquor cuz you already neat 

So here’s the kicker it’s time that I sweep 

You with my broom sticka sticka right off ya feet 

 

I’m a sucker for you like I’m Dracula 

Make you breakbeats for breakfast - no spatula

You got me caught in your web like a tarantula

I was a bachelor but you’re spectacular 

 

I like your vascular and I’m no amateur 

But you got me staring at you like a banister

I was over here tryna set the atmosphere

But you got me on the hunt like its a scavenger

 

Is that a rocket in yo’ pocket - or you happy to see me 

So join me in my coffin, I mean office..  & I’ll be 

Walkin’ dead that promises she is gon keep it peachy

I know you wanted chocolate  but I keep my bars cheeky.

 

let’s slip away from this soirée & see some

Scary snarling sights I know it’s hard to leave from 

All these charmin’ lights and the breakbeats in our eardrums

But darling tonight my brains on your cerebrum!

 

Whatcha  got got  got I wanna unwrap 

I see you in the back you looking’ like a snack

Hey Hey Hey
I ain’t play-play-playing

 

What I’m say saying

I LIKE YOU FOR YOUR BRAINS  

Steal Yo Ghoulfriend

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Haunted Bouncy Castle

Black Cat’s only bad luck if you’re a mouse 

Do you wanna play in my haunted house?

It’ll be dope in large amounts

Just lemme know when you ready to bounce!

 

Black Cat’s only bad luck if you’re a mouse 

Do you wanna play in my haunted house?

It’ll be dope in large amounts

Just lemme know when you ready to bounce!

 

See you’ve arrived at the fair,

But what it not fair at all - 

Is that you want to ride the  ride, 

But somehow you’re not as tall 

This a fun house, oh wait, this is the bouncy castle 

Here come through this gate, you rascals ready to wrastle ?

 

What was that ?!

Think it’s your walls crumbling

Ima break it down be  murderin’ rappers mumbling

After investigation I’m furthering  that we’re summoning

A portal into wonderland, time we get tumbling 

 

Excuse me, can I have your attention please?!

Need your ticket on the counter and some valid ID

Want boo’s this halloween ? gotta be 18!

I’m talking to the kiddies, call em my quaranteens!

 

Spooky, scary Tantilizing? Probably.

Gunna spin my records on hallow’s eve like they cobwebby

Ima lift yo’ spirits, to coffins I add cacophony 

If you wanna hear it - best show me  your choreography

 

Bustin makes me feel good - so ima weaver

Story like a spider that’s diagnosed with dance fever

I’m been in the lab mixing’ potions with my retriever 

That’ll shake badonkadonks  kronk, pull the lever!

 

Bass heavier than cadavers,  thrasher leaving you tattered 

Thebanters upping the swagger beats boojie they dapper 

serving bars on the platter, gangster wants ya to gather 

rappers killing it slasher -  spitting a  monster masher

 

Even the walking dead - be wanting’ a piece of theee

Good vibes that we spread hallows eve so we evilly 

Gonna get  ahead like a guillotine real easily

We about to shred like a wolverine at our leisurely 

 

If you’ll strike the match, well I got the  kerosene

Shell’s bout to hatch I gotta whole magazine

So ima snatch Ima prey on you jelly beans 

As we unlatch chaos this halloween!

 

 

Black Cat’s only bad luck if you’re a mouse 

Do you want a play in my of my haunted house?

It’ll be dope in large amounts

Just lemme know when you’re ready to bounce!

 

Black Cat’s only bad luck if you’re a mouse 

Do you want a play in my of my haunted house?

It’ll be dope in large amounts

Just lemme know when you’re ready to bounce! 

 

 

Welcome  if you’re still feeling unsure 

Don’t be a stranger we’ve got candy - bars and take a brochure

The only danger you’ll find here is  deadly good times and you’re 

In for a shell of an adventure, lemme give you a tour

 

That ghost, he’s harmless? 

Bob Ross’s incarnate

He paints happy trees

Died A starving artist !

 

Zombie dog in a harness?

Looks like he’d cause carnage

But he’s a real sweetheart

Promise you that he’s harmless

 

Skeletons broke a leg 

While performing

gave  it to the werewolves

But Ima give you a warning 

gotta watch the clock

At midnight they’ll be transforming

This turns into a howler 

My haunted house warming!

 

What else turns at midnight?

The carriage into a pumpkin?

THEN WE’LL LIGHT THE LANTERNS

We getting the party thumpin

warriors like Stanton 

Breaks gun get ya jumping’ 

Banging beats are  standard 

Only the plumpest bumpin 

 

Skeletons are coming out of to closet

I Love to bone, least they being honest

Set in stone this tomb is the oddest 

Only gonna get weirder from here, I promise 

 

Vampires don’t do business with stakeholders 

That jokes like the undead, It won’t get older

Dracula is sensitive if he gives you the cold shoulder 

Tell him that you’re down for the count, and y’all can start over

 

Batty with our freshness  we do set a good example 

Down the hall swing left  is where we bobbin’ for apples

Yes this is a bash don’t be shy there’s no bashful

Our breakbeats bring the ghouls to the yard and we have ample

 

Ima raise your spirits, ain’t gonna need an exorcist

There’s no need to fear I t you ain’t on the repossession list 

Makin’ an appearance and warding away the pessimists

When it comes to lyrics don’t worry,  I am a specialist  

Trick Or Treat

You don’t have to choose,

Trick or treat.

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

 

You don’t have to choose,

Trick or treat.

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

 

 

Checked the horrorscope mercury in gatorade

That’s not an excuse to be whack Karen, w ell anyway.

Break me off a piece of that kitty kat kat and  the 808

Parent’s raised a lil sHell time I demonstrate

 

How we kill it - check the obituary

How it’s done this deadly is frankly a lil scary

We gon’ bring it back - like it was pet cemetery 

Subwoofers are packed  shells licensed to carry 

 

It’s the long awaited comeback of thug shells  and the shade k

Or shade-ka en espagnol that’s how they say
Heard of Christmas miracles, well this is the opposite

Ima pick it up cuz I heard that the world’s been dropping it

 

Witch please - Watchu know bout me ?

The return of Shade K and the bubbly G.

Best be movin’s yo’ bones - we be break-in’ them beats

It’s halloween tell me wanna trick or treat?

 

Mmmm,     she petite yo;

Looking like a bambino 

She gon’ roulet Russian 

More slot time than a casino

Watch out for the gangsters

They popping yo’ merischino 

Even when she ghosts 

still calling her dope sheet, though!

 

 

Always keepin’ it a hundy

I s-s-s-lay like I was Ted Bundy 

Punchlines like manson, but way more funny

Rap musics for mummies 

 

 

Sassy assas  sin - speedy she pass ing

Genie allad in wished he’d been dispatching 

If we cruising with     passion our whole crews in belts fastened

Only Fuzz that stopping us       are cute dog booties wagon 

 

And since you walked in - I could see that big grin

It makes me real happy I could make that happen

A message from your captain, time for trick or treating 

These candy bars unwrappin - and it’s about to begin

 

You don’t have to choose,

Trick or treat.

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

 

You don’t have to choose,

Trick or treat.

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

Ima give you both when I break that beat

 

 

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire I call ma mixtape and bars in my caldron bubble.

Brewin’ some rebuttals not subtle i’ll make ya chuckle

Cheezin’ call me chuckie this doll is ready to rumble


PUNCH NOISES DING SDING  - this my ring, POP

Ima cut the BS cuz this is my barbershop 

P.S. this TS the revers of sweeny Todd

You be leaving’ in a hurst if you challenge my hip hop

 

Dang this is coming’ off deadly

Wanna be like casper, I usually actin’ friendly

 Been in a mask for so long  s’like I’m fighting with Freddy 

Hope this EP’s  as Spooky for Alberta as Jason Kenny….

 

Eh Eh now we ain’t talking politics

While I have you here tho  ima just say this year was sick 

Hope I go as viral one day ima keep up these trix

Twick or tweet ,  serially I’m slaying it!

 

Like WUTANG, halloween’s for the children

Im pumping out tracks you want on wax like Brazilians 

Better brush floss and brush teeth sugar loving’ civilian 

candybags or earholes, whatcha got ima fill dem

 

And you know ima felon for watermelon I’ll tell em

That seasons over time for limelight the world gave me lemons

I’m calling all you hellions and gremlins we be assembling

If beats are to be broken, expecting an Armageddon  

 

 

Kindness as my weapon

But venom if you do threaten 

I’ll check da list wait a second

Oh you’re on there, so I’ll beckon

Your highness let’s get it shreddin’

Party dial  at eleven

Graveyard smash where he heading 

And people dying to get in!

 

Rave to the grave add a lil G

Graveyard smash, happy halloween!

 

You don’t have to choose trick or treat

You get both when I break the beat

This one goes out to all my ghost homies

Yeah girl, I’m talking to you

You deserve more than a bad ghost boyfriend!

 

I’m looking at you but she’s looking at me

You think you stand a chance? Hah, please!

She picks me and we look real cute

Now I got your boo and we ghosting you!

 

Ima steal yo’ ghoulfriend don’t test me 

Wait till she sees what’s beneath these sheets

Ima steal yo’ ghoulfriend easily 

Wait till she sees what’s beneath these sheets

 

Oh damn!

 

Ima steal you ghouuul-friend - hope you don’t mind,

Why would she haunt yours when she could haunt mine?

If you keep trying, it would end horrifying,

Better luck, in another paradigm.

 

Your sheets look like the sinning, never to be forgiven 

Ma sheets made of linen, she’s like when can I get in 

She’s eyeing me up, and can you really blamer?

My sheets lookin’ fitted, your sheets lookin’ lamer 

 

Checkin’ ma cotton that you should’ve gotten 

You had all of eternity, don’t tell me you’d forgotten 

It’s not a hyperbole when I tell ya you’re rotten

Ima treat yo’ ghoul top notch, you on da bottom 

 

Check ma thread count - a large amount

Yours are so low they could dismount

Down to the ground, cuz yo’ discount

Off to ma castle, yo girl gon’ bounce!

 

Talking bout your face, that’s a real ghost story 

No wonder your goulfriend won’t spend purgatory 

You’ve got good taste, I”m just saying your boring

And your sheets smell like R Kelly was pouring 

 

I got that goose down, because baby she’s worth it.

I give her goosebump, so yup Ima work it.

You wore a nice shirt on yo’ first date, but ya returned it.

Ima treat yo’ ghoul real good, cuz she deserves it!

 

I’m looking at you but she’s looking at me

You think you stand a chance? Hah, please!

She picks me and we look real cute

Now I got your boo and we ghosting you!

 

Ima steel yo’ ghoulfriend don’t test me 

Wait till she sees what’s beneath these sheets

Ima steel yo’ ghoulfriend asily 

Wait till she sees what’s beneath these sheets

 

 

I’m one hundred percent ghost lover material

Shout out to the phantom’s enjoying this non-sattirical

Cuz Ima steal your ghoul friend, don’t test me, I’m being cereal 

Ima ride this ghost like nick cage is steering y’all 

 

AHHH - you had a chance but ya tanked it

Now yo’ ghoul friend dancin inside ma blankets

I will keep romancing’ the one that you took for granted

Now you got no body and no one to take to banquets 

 

If this a would you rather you know that you woulda lost 

Your sheets are lookin’ tattered mine are silky soft

Your basement haunting’s  scattered , I’m giving your girl a loft

Ima keep her flattered, your hanky is made for coughs

 

You float cuz you’re full of hot air, you’re flatulant 

My haunted house got hardwood, yours got laminate 

It’s got foundation issues like you with your abandonment 

Ima steal your girlfriend and still you the antagonist

 

Cuz you’re LAME dude, and you were RUDE 

You put house up on craiglist and no one even viewed 

Cuz of your attitude, you stuck with soitutude

Ima steal your girlfriend cuz wants me to 

 

My sheet’s pearly white, your lookin’ quite offset.

Ghoul friends is smoking, you look like a cigarette

Ima make her a mixtape to boooo-gey to o n cassette.

We gon write a love story, Romeo and ghouliiiiet.

 

She wanted someone more down to earth 

My sheet smells like flowers, yours looks  like dirt.

You needa go to the cleaners, like a button up shirt

Ima steal yo’ ghoul friend cuz you were a jerk.

 

 

YOu got biz markieee’d, she says you’re just a friend.

This my highway to hell, you at a dead end.

Ima steal yo’ ghoulfriend Easily

Wait till she sees 

Beneath these sheets 

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